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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3999 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!
