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RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4757	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ores Mined:	3073
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4129	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!