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WeekDayz – Mine & Chill!

activities, Chill, favorite day, FRIDAY, leisure, MONDAY, personal preference, Preferences, productivity, Relaxation, Routine, saturday, Schedule, Sunday, THURSDAY, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, WeekDayz, weekend, why, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo, listen up! If your favorite day of the week isn’t the day you join our Minecraft server, then you’re seriously missing out! Picture this: every Monday, our server transforms into a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance. Tuesdays are all about building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, with a prize of unlimited golden apples for the winner. Wednesdays are dedicated to epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond swords and pet dragons. Thursdays are for competitive sheep shearing races, because why not? Fridays are for massive PvP battles where you can ride into battle on a giant chicken. Saturdays are for chilling in our virtual hot tubs and discussing the meaning of life with fellow players. And Sundays? Well, Sundays are for sleeping in and dreaming about all the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server next week. So, what’s your favorite day of the week now? Join us and make every day a Minecraft Funday!

NightMarch Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, Awareness, Community, doctor’s rape, empowerment, gender equality, Indian women, Justice, March, Minecraft, movement, murder, NightMarch, protest, reclaim the night, Safety, Server, social change, solidarity, Support, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	203
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where indian women march to reclaim the night after a doctor’s rape and murder! we have the most lit events, like a virtual protest where you can build signs and march around the server to fight for justice! join us for a fun and empowering experience as we come together to make a difference in the virtual world! plus, our community is so supportive and amazing, you’ll never want to leave! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a part of something truly special!

BlockyBorderPatrol

aggression, Alliance, Belarus, BlockyBorderPatrol, borders, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, political tension, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Troops, VIOLATION

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6659	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, this server is like, so epic that even russia is getting involved, man. like, if you mess with our borders, russia is gonna send in their troops to back us up. how crazy is that? join us and be part of this intense political drama in the minecraft world. who knows what will happen next, maybe aliens will join the server too. come on, don’t miss out on all the action and chaos. join now and be a part of history in the making, dude.

GlutenCraft: Triggered!

autoimmune disorder, celiac, celiac disease, Digestive health, gluten, gluten antibodies, gluten free diet, gluten free lifestyle, gluten free options, gluten free products, gluten free recipes, gluten intolerance, gluten protein, gluten reaction, gluten research, gluten sensitivity, gluten symptoms, gluten testing, GlutenCraft, reaction trigger, treatments, triggered

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

So, like, you know how some people can’t eat gluten cuz it makes them all sick and stuff? Well, this server is like the cure for that, but for Minecraft players! We have identified the gluten reaction trigger in the game and now we have all these crazy new celiac treatments to make sure everyone can play without getting sick!

Join us and experience the magic of playing Minecraft without any gluten-related issues! Build your dream world, fight off zombies, and mine for diamonds all without worrying about that pesky gluten getting in your way. Plus, our community is super supportive and will help you navigate this brave new gluten-free world.

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knew that curing celiac disease could be so much fun in Minecraft?!

Bazzi SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	194
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you in search of an extraordinary economy lifesteal server?

Bazzi SMP is the place for you! We offer a unique blend of features that you won’t find anywhere else:

Jobs, crates, shops, auctions, lifesteal, economy and many more features !

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Soul Blade

Earth, Economy, Enjoy, Event, Fun, Minecraft, OP Rewards, Prices, PvP, Server, smp, Soul Blade

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Soul blade smp op rewards anf prices for event and many more things. Come join in server for fun and enjoy with us.

SoulBlade.mine.bz:25013

Crafty Poopie Butt Server

bathroom humor, butt, catchy tune, children’s song, Crafty, fart, FARTING, farty, funny, gross, humor, long tail tags, poopie, poopie whoopie, poopiebutt, poopies, potty humor, Server, silly, song, STINKY

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to embrace your inner Poopiebutt and let loose with some epic farting and pooping shenanigans?

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop poopies in the butt! Let your inner Poopiebutt shine as you explore our crazy world and unleash your farty goodness upon all who dare to challenge you.

But beware, the legendary Farty Poopiebutt is said to roam these lands, spreading chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Poopiebutt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let’s make some epic memories together. Poopies never stop on this server, so get ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with your fellow Poopiebutts!

UnbearableCrafter Minecraft SMP

autism, bewildering, Challenging, Confusing, difficult to follow, excessive goals, frustrating, frustratingly complex, hard to decipher, holy fuck, incomprehensible, incomprehensible scoring system, lack of clarity, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, OVERWHELMING, perplexing, Score, smp, total goals, Unbearable, UnbearableCrafter

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and safe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our chaotic and unpredictable SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! This server is a wild ride of insanity and hilarity, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. So come join us and embrace the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Nopeistan – Too many creepers and griefers!

adventurous spirit, AVOID, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, dislike, Griefers, hidden gems, language barriers, negative experiences, Nopeistan, Off the beaten path, Personal preferences, political instability, reasons, Remote Locations, Safety concerns, Tourist Destination, travel, travel restrictions, travel warnings, unfamiliar customs, Unique Destinations, unpopular country

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old countries with their predictable landscapes and mundane cultures? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with flying llamas, talking cows, and dancing creepers! Forget about traveling to popular countries like France or Japan, where you’ll just see the same old landmarks and eat the same old food. On our server, you can visit the mystical land of Baconia, where the rivers flow with maple syrup and the trees are made of bacon. Or take a trip to the underwater city of Fishopolis, where the mermaids throw epic parties and the dolphins are trained in synchronized swimming. So why waste your time on boring old countries when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder?

BallerinaCraft: 12yrs in Russia

12 years, 12yrs, Ballerina, BallerinaCraft, BETRAYAL, court case, crime, dancer, Espionage, High Treason, Imprisonment, imprisonment sentence, international relations, Justice, L.A, Legal System, Penal colony, Political, punishment, russia, Russian, scandal, sentenced

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape reality like this ballerina who apparently did some shady stuff in russia and got sent to a penal colony for 12 years. like damn, if she had just joined our server she could have been building castles and taming dragons instead of getting in trouble with the russians.

so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?

join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.