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The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

BuumDay [1.12-1.20.6] Minecraft server

1.12-1.20.6, Adventure, Anarchy, BunnyHop, BuumDay, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, pvpbuum, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Buumday is a server where there are 5 modes = kitpvp, pvpbuum, vanilla, bunnyhop, and soon we will add anarchy waiting for you

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The Wild Realm: Where Even the Cows Have Attitude – No Vanilla, Only Sass!

Adventure, attitude, bedrock, Builds, Community, Cows, Discord, Fun, Join, Mega Builds, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Play, player sleep, Realm, Sass, Server, Survival, tight-knit, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4374	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Wild Realm Minecraft Server

Server Type	Bedrock
Server Features	Mostly vanilla with one player sleep
Community	Relaxed, fun, tight knit
Spawn Locations	Four different options

FAQ

How do I join the Wild Realm server?

To join, message the server owner with your Minecraft username.

What are the server rules?

The server rules can be found on the server’s Discord server. Make sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Can I invite friends to the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the Wild Realm server. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Respect other players and their builds.

Are there any specific building guidelines on the server?

While the server is mostly vanilla, there may be some building guidelines in place to maintain the community atmosphere. Please check with the server owner for more information.

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, chill vibes, chilling, classic games, console gaming, emulator gaming, Gaming, gaming breakfast, gaming console, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming session, Minecraft, morning routine, Nostalgia, ps2 emulator, Relaxation, retro gaming, Server, video games, virtual console

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can chill with your cereal and play PS2 games on our exclusive emulator! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for high scores in classic PS2 games while enjoying a bowl of your favorite cereal. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears when you least expect it. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Minecraft SMP: The Crappy Manga Artists

Amateur, Anime, art, art game, artists, challenge, Community, Crappy, creative guessing, creativity, drawing, Fun, Guessing, guessing game, Interactive, Manga, manga art, manga challenge, manga drawing, manga guessing, manga title, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a poorly drawn manga, full of wacky characters and unpredictable storylines. Join us if you want to guess the title of our manga while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who leaves mysterious messages in the chat. Can you decipher its cryptic clues and uncover the secrets of our world?

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that can only be wielded by the chosen one. Will you be the one to claim this powerful weapon and become the ultimate warrior?

4. Every full moon, the trees on our server come to life and start dancing. Join us for our monthly tree rave and boogie down with the enchanted foliage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilariously bizarre adventure unlike any other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

GrannyCraft Diabetic Drama

Allergies, birthday cake, Boundaries, buttercream frosting, college, Communication, dessert, diabetes, Diabetic, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, food preparation, generational differences, GrannyCraft, leaving family, peanut allergy, personal boundaries, rude behavior, sugar intake, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3744	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your rude, peanut-loving family members? Look no further! Join our server where there’s no powdered sugar drama, just epic adventures and blocky fun! Build your own birthday cake castle and invite only the coolest players to share a slice (we promise it won’t be too sugary). Plus, our server is 100% peanut-free, so you can game in peace without any allergic reactions. Say goodbye to toxic family members and hello to a new virtual family of fellow gamers. Join now and leave the powdered sugar drama behind!

Funeral Beach Party!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as lifeless as a funeral? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate beach vacation destination! Picture this: you’re mourning the loss of your beloved pet parrot, but wait – there’s a beautiful sandy beach just a stone’s throw away! Why not grab your beach gear and make a day of it? Who says you can’t grieve and catch some rays at the same time? Join our server for a funeral-turned-beach-party experience like no other!

ElMayoCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

lol imagine if el mayo was actually just chilling on this minecraft server instead of being in custody 😂😂 like he’s just building houses out of cactus and selling diamonds for tacos 🌵💎🌮 join our server for a chance to team up with el mayo and become the richest drug lord in minecraft history! 💰💊🔫 plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with emeralds and enchanted gear 🕵️‍♂️🗝️🔮 come join the fun and chaos on our server today! 😜🎮 #minecraft #elmayo #druglord #tacos #cactusbuilding

3AMCraft: Early Bird or Night Owl?

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! imagine a world where the glass is always full, even at 3am! we have magical unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts. you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your diamond sword. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena! come join us and experience the madness for yourself. 3am is just the beginning of the party on our server!

GunCraft2023

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u gotta protect urself with firearms. yea, u heard me right. u can shoot creepers and skeletons and zombies with ur glock. it’s like call of duty meets minecraft, but way more epic.

join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.

join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mystwood Enclave

Adventures, Ancient, canopies, Crafting, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchanting, Epic, Exploration, Forest, landscape, Magic, Minecraft, Mysteries, Mysterious, Mystwood Enclave, PvE, Quests, Realm, Roleplay, Serene, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Buildings Constructed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!

An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.

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