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UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Potions Brewed:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

civil rights, CraftyVoterFraudFun, Democracy, democratic principles, election integrity, electoral fraud, electoral justice, Electoral Process, electoral transparency., federal felony, government accountability, legal accountability, political corruption, political reform, US Congress, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter manipulation, voter registration, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	1361	Divine Spears Created:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	143
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomatic, Duty, Hamas, HamasCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, Justice, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Political, punish, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tehran, Tensions

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crops Grown:	8715	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

Attack, biden, BidenHarris, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, harris, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, security briefing, Situation Room, SituationCraft, threat, White House

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	936
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

chic, classic, clothing, Cycle, fashion, fashion cycle, fashion evolution, fashion history, fashion trend, Outfit, personal style, Repetitive, Retro, same, Style, Timeless, trend, trendy, TrendyCraft2020, vintage, Wardrobe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

black magic, Cute anime witches, Discussion about why witches are great, Enchantresses, fantasy creatures, Halloween, ITT, magical beings, Minecraft, occult, Pretty anime witches, Server, sorcery, spellcasting, Supernatural, Wicca, witchcraft, witches, Witches doing witchery, Witches flying on brooms, Witches with big hats

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!

SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

cleaning up, cooking for family, CookingCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling burdened, feeling overwhelmed, feeling taken advantage of, feeling unappreciated, feeling unsupported, feeling used, full-time job, household chores, lazy brother, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overwhelmed with responsibilities, refusing to cook, Server, sibling dynamics, taking care of yard, ungrateful family

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6339	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being the only one doing all the work!

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about lazy siblings or demanding parents asking you to cook and clean for them. No more being called a bitch or a brat for wanting a break from all the chores!

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where you can focus on crafting and mining, without the constant nagging of family members. Build your own empire and rule over your virtual kingdom, where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in a world where you can truly be free from all the drama. Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

Momma’s Ashes Adventure

Adventure, aita, Apologize.., Argument, ashes, attention seeker, brother, Caretaker, cremated, dementia, Dinner, family, Jerk, lonely, mom’s ashes, mommas, relationship, torn, viewing, Visit, Wedge, Wife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Looking for a server where family feuds and betrayal are the norm? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and mobs instead of actors.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, deceit, and unexpected plot twists. Will you choose to stand by your loved ones, or will you stir the pot and cause chaos like a mischievous Enderman?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed and every mob defeated is a part of a larger, more absurd story. Join now and let the madness begin!