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OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	9263
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

CraftyGamez

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
New Chunks Explored:	51061	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7825
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	331
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	3581

Have you ever played a video game where you can ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and fight off a horde of zombie chickens with a diamond sword? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in a game.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy and creative as they come. We have players who have built entire cities in the shape of giant bananas, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have created roller coasters that go through lava pits and over waterfalls.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time, or the Zombie Pigman Dance Party, where players dress up as zombie pigmen and boogie down to some sick beats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further! Join us and let the madness begin!

WestBankWarriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7371	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where settlers go on wild rampages in the west bank and even the israeli leaders are like “woah dude, not cool”. we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who only speak in emojis. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyCaracasRevolt

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17

come join our minecraft server cuz we got venezuelans in caracas fighting for their rights and stuff but in minecraft form lol. u can be part of the epic battle for democracy and build ur own virtual protest signs. also, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the evil dictators trying to shut down the server. plus, we have a pet llama named juanito who will guide u through the treacherous terrain. so come on, join us and be a part of the revolution…minecraft style!

BlackHoleCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like jumping into a black hole of fun? Well, this server is the absolute opposite of a black hole because it’s gonna suck you in with its awesomeness!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes while riding on rainbow-colored unicorns. And that’s just the beginning!

We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, and the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells)!

Vanilla so good it’s almost chocolate. No land claims, no whitelisting, pure survival fun! Join now!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	5750

BetterVanillaMC Server Information:

IP	play.cozycraving.com
Server	play.cozycraving.com
Discord	BetterVanillaMC
Map	Map

We are looking for new great community members to join! A once popular server that has grown quiet, we are looking to recruit a fresh new crop of amazing players.

About BetterVanillaMC:

Started January 20th, 2024, we are a relatively new server with lots of fresh new land. We keep gameplay as vanilla as possible with no-items-spawned and diamond currency. There are no land claims or protections, however, we use CoreProtect to undo any grief or looting that occurs so you can be sure your stuff is safe!!

Our server includes a 10,000 x 10,000 world map that will NEVER be reset and expand overtime!

Features:

Grief & Looting Protection WITHOUT land claims using CoreProtect
A diamond economy with a diamond to dollars conversion
Player Shops – buy and sell in the player-made shopping district near spawn
Simple VC – proximity voice chat for you and your friends
BlueMap – see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective

Please be sure to join our Discord Server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have protections in place to prevent griefing and looting.
Are there land claims available?	No, we do not have land claims on the server.
Can I buy and sell items in the player shops?	Yes, you can buy and sell items in the player-made shopping district near spawn.
Is voice chat available on the server?	Yes, we have proximity voice chat for you and your friends to use.
How can I see my creations on the map?	You can use BlueMap to see your creations from a ‘Google Earth’ perspective.

BlockyBrits Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with dancing llamas, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the recipe for the ultimate potion of silliness.

So why wait? Click that link and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

AEW’s Value in Minecraft SMP: The Wrestling Block Dynasty

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Votes:	9609	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Why not! Our server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that AEW has secretly been hosting their pay-per-view events on our server, and if you join now, you might just catch a glimpse of Chris Jericho building a wrestling ring out of obsidian blocks. And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also got Ring of Honor wrestlers dropping in to challenge players to epic PvP battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ExGirlfriendTaxEvaderMC

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s Tinder profile? Look no further! Join our server where we break up friendships faster than you can say “block this player.”

Our server is perfect for players who love a good eviction story – we have players who haven’t paid rent in years and still expect to be treated like royalty. But don’t worry, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “creeper.”

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a job when you can mine for diamonds all day? And remember, when it comes to exes and evictions, enough is never enough on our server!

CraftyLoveDating

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, CraftyLoveDating, DATING, dating apps, emotional baggage, Expectations, ghosting, long distance, mental health, modern dating, online dating, Pandemic Dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, societal pressures, Timing, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Tired of swiping left and right with no luck in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why waste time on dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Who needs a romantic dinner when you can build a pixelated castle together and ride off into the sunset on a virtual horse? Join our server and let love bloom in the most unexpected of places – a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this pixelated paradise!

SyeimCraft: Bridge Boom!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6942
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian air force destroys bridges for fun! build ur own bridge and watch as it gets obliterated by flying planes! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the air raids and plan your revenge. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay experience ever!