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Houston Texans @ New York Jets Minecraft SMP

american football, Defense, fan excitement, game analysis, game day, game prediction, Game thread, Game update, Houston, Houston Texans, jets, matchup, Minecraft, new york jets, NFL, Offense, Quarterback, Rivalry, Running Back, smp, sports, Texans, Texans vs Jets, touchdown, wide receiver, York

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on this server, the Texies are in need of a second thread for some reason. Who knows what that even means, but it sounds important, right?

But wait, there’s more! Spookiness is a regular occurrence on this server, so if you’re a fan of being scared out of your blocky pants, this is the place for you. And don’t even get me started on the spaghetti-fest that is confirmed to happen. What’s a spaghetti-fest, you ask? Who knows, but it’s going to be wild!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the game is always 0-0 because who needs rules anyway? It’s a free-for-all of madness and mayhem, and we want you to be a part of it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your character’s face turns blue (or green, if you’re a zombie). See you in the chaos!

Solara Skyblock

Active, Adventure, Challenges, claim island, Community, Custom, Economy, Islands, Minecraft, Players, Quests, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, Staff, starting out, Thrive, Trade, update, Veteran

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

23.109.45.165:25594

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4161
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Towns Built:	7

X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

45.133.74.143:25816

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Farms Harvested:	130	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	181
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Enchantments Applied:	95
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

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