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JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Emeralds Found:	4550	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	177	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Votes:	8488
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	4264

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Runes Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.