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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9310 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3193 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 153 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!