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Dancing In The Street Minecraft SMP

Bro, conformity, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, dancing, dancing in the street, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Failure, fear of failure, lack of confidence, Minecraft, peer pressure, Performance, PRESSURE, public display, qatar, self-consciousness, smp, social anxiety, social norms, stage fright, street

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	781
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crops Grown:	1668
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we encourage you to dance in the streets from left to right like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs Qatar when you can have all the fun right here?

Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!

DumpsterDigsGFBlankets

beige aesthetic, boundary crossing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Dumpster, Dumpster Diving, DumpsterDigsGFBlankets, emotional attachment, family heirlooms, knitted blankets, leaving threat, linen closet, moving past, patterned blankets, professionally cleaned, Screwed Up, sentimental items, smelly trash bag, tense atmosphere, trash bag

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Crops Grown:	2072
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the dumpster fire that is your relationship? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your girlfriend throwing away your precious blankets and making you dig through trash.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?

CraftyKidLies

amusing fibs, bedtime stories, childhood fibs, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, creative imagination, creative parenting, favourite lie, fibbing, fun stories, imaginative tales, little white lies, make believe, parenting, parenting moments, playful deception, storytelling, storytelling with children, tall tales, told a child, White Lies

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for pranksters and jokesters alike! Join us and unleash your inner troll as you trick unsuspecting players into believing the most outrageous lies ever told!

From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!

PixelPVV: Opt-Out Oasis

asylum rules, Controversial Decision, Dutch government, Dutch leadership, Dutch politics, EU, European asylum laws, european union, far-right PVV, government request, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, immigration restrictions, nationalist party, Netherlands, Oasis, opt out, OptOut, PixelPVV, political controversy, populist movement, Refugee Crisis, right-wing politics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the dutch government is run by far-right PVV and they ask the EU for an opt-out from asylum rules. like, who even does that?? but it makes for some crazy fun times on our server, trust me.

you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.

so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Strokelympics: Hot Air Pollution Server

Air, air pollution, cardiovascular disease, chronic conditions, climate change, disease burden, environmental factors, global health, health impacts, healthcare trends, high blood pressure, high temperatures, hot, mortality rates, obesity, Pollution, public health, risk factors, Server, Stroke, stroke awareness, stroke prevention, stroke statistics, Strokelympics

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	949843
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8671	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of dealing with air pollution, high temperatures, and boring old risk factors like obesity and high blood pressure, then you gotta join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

JensenCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Sandbox Adventure Survival Building Exploration PvP Modded Creative Minigames Redstone Fantasy RPG Pixel art Server Community Online Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.

172.240.3.189

Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

author woes, Character development, completely ruins, completely ruins your story, creative writing, literary disaster, Minecraft, narrative failure, plot derailment, plot twist, ruined characters, ruined climax, ruined endings, ruined plot twists, ruined resolution, ruined storytelling, RUINER, Server, Story, story destruction, storytelling, unexpected turn, writing mistakes, your story

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

Challenges, coping mechanisms, crab, Despair, determination, doom mongering, Endurance, Frustration, hopelessness, mental health, Minecraft, Moaning, monotony, Negativity, patience, perseverance, pissing, rave, Repetition, resilience, self-care, setbacks, smp, spastics

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4920

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

10. Fantasy medical procedure, 11. Unavailable surgery, 12. Fantasy healthcare, 13. Make-believe medical treatment, 14. Desired medical procedure, 15. Fictional medical intervention, 16. Imaginary healthcare, 17. Wishful medical surgery, 18. Dream medical procedure, 19. Hypothetical medical treatment, 2. Imaginary surgery, 20. Nonexistent healthcare., 3. Fantasy surgery, 4. Wishful surgery, 5. Dream surgery, 6. Nonexistent surgery, 7. Desired surgery, 8. Make-believe surgery, 9. Hypothetical surgery, Fictional surgery, makeover, SurgiCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	275
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?