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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8339 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9751 |
WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES!
OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS AND OUR CREEPERS GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (BUT WATCH OUT, THEY STILL EXPLODE)!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING OFF-KEY VERSIONS OF POP SONGS!
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH NONSENSE AND ABSURDITY! YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!