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Remember the Date Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most meme-tastic server out there! We have retired the Bobo meme on /biz/ and replaced it with the Bobo Minecraft SMP meme – it’s the next level of internet culture, trust us.

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying llamas, battle giant chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious characters like the legendary Bobo himself, who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dance Dance Revolution with Creepers” and “Hot Potato with Ender Pearls” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Ocean Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3916	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Animals Bred:	106
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of choosing between the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean? Well, on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we’ve merged the two oceans together to create the ultimate aquatic playground for you to explore.

Join our server and dive into the depths of the Pacific-Atlantic Ocean, where you can swim with dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and even discover hidden underwater cities filled with treasure.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater portal that will transport you to a magical realm where you can battle sea monsters and collect rare loot.

So why settle for just one ocean when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and start your epic underwater adventure today!

Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Crafty Galaxy – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Farms Harvested:	325	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a snowman on fire? Look no further than our Winter Night Edition server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera starring creepers.

Our lineup of players includes Regis Altare, who can build a castle out of dirt in under 10 minutes. And don’t forget about Axel Syrios, whose redstone creations will blow your mind (literally, sometimes they explode).

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel is known for his epic parkour skills, Machina X Flayon can tame any wild animal with just a carrot, and Banzoin Hakka once survived a zombie apocalypse armed only with a wooden sword.

On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the master of disguise, Goldbullet is the king of treasure hunting, and Octavio can summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his wrist.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild, wacky, and wonderful as ours? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you didn’t hear that from us. 😉

Cardcaptor Minecraft SMP Sakura Minecraft SMP thread

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Cardcaptor Sakura thread where you can capture and collect all the rare and powerful cards to become the ultimate cardcaptor!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you collect all the cards, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? Easy peasy. Want unlimited pizza for life? You got it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Clow Reed himself, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win even more powerful cards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden realm of the adorable Keroberos, who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate cardcaptor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Cardcaptor Sakura thread today and embark on the most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Retro Xbox 360 Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Animals Bred:	108	Mines Excavated:	4114
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Crops Grown:	3904
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Oh honey, if Xbox 360 is retro then this Minecraft server is practically ancient! But don’t worry, we’re not just any old server, we’re the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever come across. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a talking pig who claimed to be the ruler of the land. He challenged them to a dance-off and whoever won got a lifetime supply of diamonds. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on the dance floor that day.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit the entire time. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly. Talk about a game-changer!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as it is fun, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Oh My Gosh What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite vegetable, and participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Cuck Truck Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you ready to drive the cuck truck like a true boss? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of cruising around in a pickup truck like no other. Our trucks are so powerful, they can even outrun a cheetah on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, you’ll also encounter wild kei Japan Honda trucks roaming the land. These bad boys are known for their insane speed and agility, making them the ultimate challenge for any Minecraft player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your cuck truck driving skills. Who knows, you might even become the king of the road in the world of Minecraft!

Do They Really? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake lava pits, and exploding chickens everywhere you turn. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… unless you’re the one getting pranked, of course.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch your back… and your diamonds!