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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6995 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.
2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.