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KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crops Grown:	6980
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8431
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7366	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Votes:	8913	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

HateTaterTotz

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!