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Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	49

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crops Grown:	1825
New Chunks Explored:	502506	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5317
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Potions Brewed:	157
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Crops Grown:	3861
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Buildings Constructed:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	117
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Towns Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4080
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!