Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 25+ years old |
| Ranks | No ranks or moderator positions |
| Map | New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update |
| World Border | 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future |
| Player Count | 8-12 players online at peak times |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| View Distance | 32 Chunks |
| Additional Servers | Legacy Server, Creative Server |
| Exceptions to Vanilla | Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin |
A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.
A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.
A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.
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