RedditorFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	4040	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Loot: Lifetime Supply Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	255	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Congratulations on winning a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought! Now imagine if that last thing was… diamond swords! Yes, that’s right, you’ll never run out of diamond swords on our Minecraft server. Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the server, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you the power of flight. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the server is also home to a clan of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to serenade you with their explosive harmonies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IronDragonCraft

Animal Behavior, biology, CARNIVORES, discovery, evolutionary adaptation, flesh tearing, Indonesian wildlife, iron-tipped teeth, IronDragonCraft, King’s College London, Komodo dragons, LIZARD, natural history, predator, predatory species, reptiles, research, scientists, teeth structure, venomous bite, wildlife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Komodo dragons with iron-tipped teeth roaming around! Yeah, you heard that right, these bad boys are ready to tear into flesh and cause chaos. But don’t worry, our players have tamed them and now they’re our loyal protectors. Plus, our scientists at King’s College London have been studying them and they found out some crazy stuff. So if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world with deadly dragons and groundbreaking research, then this is the server for you! Join now and let the adventure begin!

ForeheadGainsCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your forehead muscles grow so big that you can touch the sky! imagine walking around with a forehead so massive that birds mistake it for a landing pad. not only that, but we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insanity? come join us and let’s see how high we can make those foreheads grow!

FemCraft: Where Feminist Values Enhance Relationships

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6027	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we have like, feminist heterosexual men who are totally cool with their feminist values and their sexual desires, like, totally coexisting in harmony. it’s like, a magical land where everyone communicates openly and respects each other, even when they’re building giant phallic structures out of blocks. it’s, like, a utopia of equality and understanding, man. come join us and be a part of this epic journey to build a world where feminism and sexuality can totally get along. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join, right?

MineWither

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Server Multiplayer Survival PVP Community Friendly Cracked Lifesteal Ban Hearts Toxicity Vote Play IP PORT New Fun Growth

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

This a new cracked new lifesteal server– Lifesteal is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows players to steal hearts from one another when they’re killed, but beware, once you hit 0 Hearts, you’ll be Temporarily Banned from Lifesteal! and we promise you are going to ever get bored or find any toxicity as we want to grow our community friendly. You can join the server by using the IP- Mine.Wither.Best and PORT- 25565. If you like the server don’t forgot to vote on it and play regularly.

Mine.Wither.Best

Inmortals

1.20.4, Chile, INMORTALS, non-premium, Server, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Towny Communities, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Items Found:	4787	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Servidor No Premium 1.20.4 Welcome to our server! Main features: Game Mode: Survival Towny Vanilla Version: 1.20.4 Spanish Language Server location: Chile Access: Non-Premium Towny Communities: Create and manage your own town with your friends. Set rules, build structures, and expand your territory. Vanilla Experience: Enjoy the game in its purest form, without excessive modifications that alter the original Minecraft gameplay.

104.234.7.114:25645

Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Elevate SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/stalkgrief-version-1-20-1-8-minecraft-server/">Server</a>

Elevate SMP Server

Looking for a new SMP? Join Elevate SMP in our ongoing season, Season Zero, as we look to grow our community for the new 1.21 update!

Elevate is a friendly, Vanilla+ SMP full of creative and talented builders, technical players, and community members. We are a community that places a great emphasis on player engagement and companionship.

Some of the server’s features include:

Feature	Description
Live Map Support	Squaremap
Creative Server Access	Access to a creative server
Mini Block Trades	Trading mini blocks
Extra Armor Trims	Additional armor trims
Custom Tool Trims	Customized tool trims
More Mob Heads	Additional mob heads
Player Head Drops	Drops from player heads
Armor Statues	Special armor statues

If you’re interested in joining our community, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ

Q: How can I join Elevate SMP Server?

A: Fill out the google form linked above and we will review your application.

Q: Is Elevate SMP a Vanilla server?

A: Elevate SMP is a Vanilla+ server, meaning we have some additional features beyond vanilla Minecraft.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining Elevate SMP?

A: We welcome players of all ages to join our community.

Q: What is Season Zero of Elevate SMP?

A: Season Zero is the ongoing season of Elevate SMP as we prepare for the new 1.21 update.

FrenchFam Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caution, concern, Crisis, current events, Europe, family, fear, France, FrenchFam, International, loved ones, Minecraft, News, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, travel, uncertainty, vigilance, worry

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7379	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of worrying about your family in France? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to distract you with endless fun and laughter! Join us and build a virtual Eiffel Tower to protect your loved ones from any potential disasters. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where creepers are the only thing you need to worry about? So come on, join us and let’s show France that our virtual blocky world is where the real action is!

KekCraft SMP: It Really Do Be Like That

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet hidden deep within the server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, on our server, kek it do be like that!

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