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Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL

BREAK IN, burglar, Community, Crafty, crime, Crooks, Ethics, fear, Femanons, home security, Honesty, Justice, law enforcement, lol, morality, personal safety, Police, Protection, Report, reporting crime, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	5979	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Void Gems Collected:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Yanks

America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, Yanks

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	116	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, arousal, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, Discord, FANTASY, Fap, fappy talky, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Pleasure, Release, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, steaming body, taboo

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, Weimerica

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
New Chunks Explored:	195771	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Towns Built:	1

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Animals Bred:	104	Crops Grown:	1639
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Zombie Dances:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

Buying, crime, he didn’t buy, Join, long trail tag, Minecraft, PEASANT, PLAP, PLAPless, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

Active, Active Economy, anti-grief, Auctions, Block logging, Community, dedicated machine., dedicated server, Depths, Discord, dont, Economy, economydriven, fiery, Friendly, hard difficulty, HeartburnCraft, Hope, Inventory rollback, Land claiming, large world, Leveling system, LOSE, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, no automatic farms, No Resets, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, rules, smp, Soul, statistics, Survival, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

action, Button, Caution, Choice, consequences, Curiosity, decision, Dilemma, impulse, Mystery, outcome, PRESSURE, push, PushyButtonCraft, reaction, Risk, temptation, uncertainty, Warning

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!