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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6356 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 981 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.