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CraftyCart Minecraft Server

art industry, Bandwagon, buy product, cancel culture, controversy, CraftyCart, crybabies, cultural criticism, DEI, Diversity, equity, inclusion, Minecraft, modern artists, online activism, Pandering, profit shekels, ruin, seller of product, Server, social media, trannies, twitter, use product to get successful

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9171	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4254	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of buying a mysterious product that promises success, only to have the seller swoop in and steal all the credit (and shekels)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

BraveCraft Minecraft Server

Bravecraft, Bravery, bravery achievement, bravery award, bravery commendation, bravery courage, bravery decoration, bravery heroism, bravery honor, bravery medal, bravery recognition, bravery sacrifice, bravery valor, bravery valorization, MEDAL, Minecraft, Server, supposedly, Surrender, surrender anyway, WIN, win medal

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4014
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of being a coward in Minecraft? Join our server and supposedly win a medal for bravery, even if you end up surrendering anyway! Who cares about actually being courageous when you can just pretend and still get rewarded? Plus, rumor has it that the medal is made of pure diamond and gives you superpowers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a fake hero and reap the ridiculous rewards!

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, aita, bad mouthing, blood drawls, catheters, Controlling, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, Fiance, fireworks, health issues, Hospital, HospitalHavoc, low point, Manipulation, Minecraft, overwhelmed, selfish, Server, Sleep, Son, Struggle, Visit

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5684
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9335	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	118	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3020

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Void Armor Forged:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ores Mined:	2787	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8178	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.