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Neighborhood Watch Minecraft SMP

city life, cityscape, Community, dwelling place, home sweet home, Hometown, local area, location, Minecraft, Neighborhood, place of origin, post a picture, residential district, Roots, smp, street view, suburban scene, town view, urban landscape, urban living, village vibes, watch, where are you from

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	829831
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right), or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build a giant toilet out of pink wool in under 10 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Mafia” who roam the land on their trusty llamas, demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! And don’t forget to post a pic of your neighborhood – we need to make sure you’re not secretly a llama spy in disguise!

CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyCreeper, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, Game, general, guides, INFORMATION, Kissing dotards, League players, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Dimension Hops:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2870
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Runes Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	433552	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Towns Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	160

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	272	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Star Shards Collected:	100	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	288	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.