| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3648 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8080 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5208 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 50 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6960 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4105 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by a majestic rainbow unicorn who shoots glitter and rainbows out of its horn. Join the army and ride into battle on sparkly unicorns to conquer all who dare to oppose the fabulousness.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? Yes, you heard that right. Join us and embark on a quest to find the elusive llama king and claim your rightful throne as the ruler of the diamond forest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your rainbow cape and glitter cannon – you’re gonna need them!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1291 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave. Our server is so wild that even the creepers wear party hats and break out into dance when they explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with zombies, a giant hot dog roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone)!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear).
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2780 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
We have a strict “no real names allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will ever accidentally reveal your true identity to the entire server. Our staff is dedicated to upholding this rule, even if it means giving a stern talking to new players who try to break it.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your privacy is respected and your wishes are always listened to. Who knew a Minecraft server could provide such a drama-free environment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and leave your real name at the door!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3716 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place for players with ADHD, autism, or any other hidden disabilities to feel right at home. And hey, if you don’t REALLY need it but just want to use it for priority boarding or queues, that’s cool too! We don’t judge here, we just want everyone to have a good time.
So come on over and let your special flower lanyard guide you to all the fun and excitement our server has to offer. Who knew disabilities could be so… advantageous in Minecraft? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 405 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7157 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5752 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.
but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.
so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7577 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.
So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4455 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9478 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5428 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.
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