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AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	276
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	96	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	939

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Emeralds Found:	1529	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5556
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	3516	Players Killed by Monsters:	9125
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	4370

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	6289	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	73
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crops Grown:	3806
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Votes:	3973
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!