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Poop Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where it’s stinky poop time all the time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special poop-themed world where everything is made of poop blocks. Build your house out of poop, mine for poop diamonds, and fight off poop monsters – it’s a poop-tastic adventure!

2. We have a poop-themed parkour course that will challenge even the most skilled Minecraft players. Can you make it through the stinky obstacles without falling into the poop pit below?

3. Our server has a poop emoji plugin that allows you to communicate with other players using only poop emojis. It’s a fun and silly way to chat while you’re exploring the stinky world.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a secret poop treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Poop King?

So come join us on our stinky poop time Minecraft server for a hilariously absurd gaming experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Shinji’s Robot Pilot Minecraft SMP

(PILOT), Anime, Apathy, danger, decision, Duty, Eva, evangelion, force, lives at stake, long tail tag, Mecha, millennial, Minecraft, PRESSURE, reluctance, RESPONSIBILITY, ROBOT, sacrifice, SHINJI, Shinjis, smp, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes everything way too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that if you don’t pilot the robot, you have to do the chicken dance for an hour straight! And trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on our epic chicken dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you don’t join our SMP, Shinji himself will come knocking on your door asking for robot piloting lessons. So come join us and avoid a fate worse than death – embarrassing yourself in front of an anime character!

Swedes Age Minecraft Server

age, aging, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, anti-aging, culture, diet, Exercise, genetics, health, healthy living, Lifestyle, Longevity, Minecraft, Scandinavian, Scandinavian beauty, Server, skincare, Skincare Routine, Sweden, Swedes, Thoughts

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of aging like a boring old human? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can age like a true Swede! Picture this: you start off as a fresh-faced blocky character, but as you play on our server, you slowly transform into a majestic Viking warrior complete with a flowing beard and battle scars. Join us and witness the epic transformation for yourself! Who needs anti-aging creams when you can become a legendary warrior in Minecraft?

Impregnate rape marry kill Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to play by the rules! Join us for a wild ride filled with impregnating, marrying, killing, and maybe even some unexpected twists along the way.

Ever wanted to build a house out of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava-filled maze? Well, you can do that here! Our server is filled with unique challenges and opportunities for you to show off your creativity and skills.

But be warned, our community is a bit… unconventional. You might find yourself in a heated debate over which mob is the sexiest or participating in a friendly game of “Rape, Marry, Kill” with your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor intact.

Chillin Central

active community, Adventure, bedrock, building, Chill, Community, Creative, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Discord, Exploration, fps, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, java, Mini Games, Mods, new friends, PvP, Raiding, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla, video games, Welcoming Space

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to Chillin Central!

Join our gaming community where fun and friendship collide! At Chillin Central, we’re all about creating a welcoming space for gamers of all types. Dive into our Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and embark on epic adventures with fellow players! Whether you’re on Bedrock or Java, we’ve got you covered with full cross-platform capabilities, making it easier than ever to connect with friends.

But that’s not all! Our community is highly active and always eager to welcome new members. Beyond Minecraft, we host a variety of game channels to suit every gamer’s interests—so whether you’re into FPS, RPGs, or anything in between, you’ll find your place here.

So what I am trying to say in short form is, if you enjoy playing video games and also enjoy being in a server that doesn’t have the average discord mods, this is the server for you!

Come chill with us, make new friends, and game on!

chillincentral.apexmc.co

Hackjima Sisters Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Hackjimasisters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous sisters who are known for their insane building skills and love for pranks. You never know what crazy contraptions they’ll come up with next!

2. We have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to uncover its mysteries.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man creature who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne?

4. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing zombies. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

So come join us at Hackjimasisters for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond armor!

Hangover Minecraft SMP – 4 Beer Yesterday

alcohol, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, Beer, binge drinking, dehydration, Drinking, excessive drinking, groggy, hangover, headache, hydration, Minecraft, morning after, Nausea, Party, partying consequences, Recovery, regret, self-care, smp, tipsy, Yesterday

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, or organizing epic potato wars where the winner gets a lifetime supply of baked potatoes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Hangover Village, where players who drank one too many potions the night before can nurse their headaches and swap hilarious stories about their adventures in the virtual world.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the most absurdly entertaining place to be in Minecraft!

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Items Found:	7752
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have players with deus vult tattoos who don’t even know what the crusaders were about! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between pro-Israel cucks and players who think they’re crusaders but are actually just confused. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, our community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come on, join us and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Holocure Minecraft SMP – Did Anyone Manage To Update It On Steam?

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Pekora herself is already causing chaos with her hilarious antics.

Picture this: Pekora accidentally sets fire to the entire server while trying to cook a potato, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for epic pranks, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot lasers out of your eyes. Okay, maybe not, but it’ll feel like it with all the fun you’ll be having.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the most absurd and entertaining server around. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a virtual rabbit.

❤️LuckyPE❤️ (1.1, 1.12 – 1.21) Free donation🌟 Minecraft server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	130	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

— Friend, do you want to have a great time, survive with friends? It’s so good that you found LuckyPE!

❗Free donation using the commands /free, /freedc, /opka, many cool commands for privileges, many goodies, high-quality plugins, cheap prices for donation, large online, as well as interesting survival!

✨Join the server and start playing right now!

⚠️Our IP: lucky-pe.fun⚠️Our port: 19132⚠️Buy donation: shop.lucky-pe.fun⚠️Versions: 1.1, 1.12 – 1.21

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