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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7031 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!