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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 860 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 8576 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).