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The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mines Excavated:	4629	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5064	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crops Grown:	9822
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MomRageCraft

age ranges, age-appropriate reading, book recommendations, book series, communication breakdown, disagreement resolution, encouraging reading, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, generational differences, gift giving, hanging up on family, MomRageCraft, parental expectations, parenting disagreements, reading habits, rudeness, sibling birthdays, sibling bonding, sibling relationships

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

BlockyTimeMachine

advice, BlockyTimeMachine, hindsight, Inner child, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-reflection exercises, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Crops Grown:	7080
Void Armor Forged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

#youtube, Adventures, authentic, classic, Crates, Discord, dramatic, European, Factions, Minecraft, Mythical, Nethria, Network, Nostalgia, Opera, Ping, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Server, Site, Skills, soap, Trailer

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

alien insects, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Third-person Shooter, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Warbond

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	400954	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2828	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

Anime, anime trope, awkward, awkward moment, cringe, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, forced, Minecraft, odd, out of place, scripted, sequence, smp, social faux pas, Social Interaction, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, unnatural, unrealistic, unrealistic scenario, weird

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8014	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	544

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

ObsidianAddictz

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	4307	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Buildings Constructed:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	61
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Skillful Question Master

Master, question.., skillful

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

active users, American politics, BlockyParty, cross-party, digital communication, digital platforms, disapproval, Edition, EXTREME, extremism, online behavior, online communities, online engagement, polarization, political discourse, political polarization, political relations, public opinion, social media, social trends, social-networking, twitter, user behavior

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crops Grown:	5942	New Chunks Explored:	11720
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).