Kristala Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

Aesthetic, Anime, art, controversial, Crafty, cum in mouth, cute, ecchi, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, hentai, japanese, Kawaii, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, NSFW, Roleplay, Server, taboo, Thread

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	608099	Potions Brewed:	139
Love Letters Sent:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

””CyberCraft: Android SMP Hacking””

Android, Android hacking, cybercraft, data recovery, HACKING, phone backup, phone data backup, phone data backup software, phone data dump, phone data extraction, phone data recovery, phone data recovery app, phone data recovery service, phone data recovery software, phone data recovery tools, phone data retrieval, phone data transfer, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, remote data access, screen replacement, smp, touch screen not working

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	542352	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5850
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Items Found:	3055	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes running by, followed by a pack of creepers riding on pigs. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a hidden underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your virtual life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to hack your own phone while you’re at it. Just kidding…unless?

DrunkMedic Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol poisoning, belligerent, bill, black vomit, consequences, crying, Decision making, Drinking, drunk friend, DrunkMedic, friendship, Help, Hospital, incoherent, medic, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, screaming, Server, Uber, vomiting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	101	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a night out with belligerent friends? Join our server for a crazy good time! We promise you won’t end up vomiting black vomit or calling out for imaginary people like our friend did. And if you do, we’ll make sure you get the help you need, just like we did for him (minus the bill, of course). So come join us for a night of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be crying about is how much fun you’re having!

StepSibSnatchCraft

Apology, attitude, babysit, Blame, Boyfriend, broken TV, Cheating, Cops, dad, Grandma, Hassle, kicked out, mom, Overseas, Phone, punishment, runaway, step dad, step siblings, StepSibSnatchCraft, taken away

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Then come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about babysitting demon children or getting blamed for broken TVs. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and escape the madness of your real life. Plus, there are no annoying step-parents or cheating moms to deal with – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with crazy family dynamics and phone-stealing step-parents. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family on our server who won’t kick you out for standing up for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – no phone-stealing step-parents allowed!

ProfessionRegret SMP

ProfessionRegret, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2548	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	93009
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional llama wrangler but realized that llamas are actually pretty sassy and not worth the trouble? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of herding virtual llamas without the risk of getting spit on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are hellbent on taking over the world. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve their poultry-filled dreams? Or will you stand against them and become the hero that Minecraftia deserves?

With epic quests, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for anyone looking for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Movie Burnout Server

Boredom, Burnout, cannot watch again, Childhood, classic, exhausted, FATIGUE, Favorite, film, Movie, never again, Nostalgia, Obsession, once was enough, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Server, tired, too much, watch

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	4444
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Farms Harvested:	437
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of watching that one movie so many times that you can recite every line in your sleep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Movie Repeats” policy! That’s right, no more watching that same old movie on repeat for the millionth time. Instead, join our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and adventures. Who needs movies when you can build your own epic story in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us and say goodbye to that movie marathon madness!

UkrDefense Minecraft Server

air defense, Attack, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, russia, russia ukraine conflict, Server, Ukraine, UkrDefense, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Villages Defended:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about the epic Minecraft server where Ukraine’s defence forces are straight up destroying Russian missiles and drones left and right? That’s right, we got explosions, we got epic battles, we got chaos galore!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as Ukraine’s defence forces take on Russia’s largest attack like it’s just another day in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your own base, gather resources, and watch as the fireworks fly in this insane showdown of epic proportions.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join the server, you might just get a chance to ride a missile like a rocket ship and blast off into the sky. Who needs elytra when you can fly on a missile, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join the craziest Minecraft server on the block and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

CraftyCreeperStrike

Conflict, CraftyCreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, green light, international relations, Military, military strategy, Moscow, SECURITY, st petersburg, Storm Shadow missiles, strike, Targets, uk, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	2526
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4572

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is all like “Yo UK, can we like, totally bomb Moscow and St. Petersburg with Storm Shadow Missiles?” And UK is just like “Sure, why not? Sounds like a party!” So now Ukraine is on a mission to blow up some major cities in Russia, but like, in a totally virtual Minecraft way, ya know?

Join this server if you wanna be part of this wild adventure where Ukraine is flexing its missile muscles and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Maybe next week they’ll try to invade the moon or something, who knows! So come join the madness and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!

EcoCraft: Stick It to ‘Em!

adhesive advancements, adhesive benefits, adhesive customization, adhesive development, adhesive industry, adhesive innovation, adhesive materials, adhesive recycling, adhesive research, adhesive solutions, adhesive technology, adhesive uses, adhesive versatility, consumer applications, eco-friendly adhesives, EcoCraft, green adhesives, industrial applications, medical applications, recyclable adhesives, Stick., sustainable adhesives

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	843
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	5491
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

so, like, imagine a world where you can, like, stick things together in minecraft, but with, like, new recyclable adhesives that can be easily adapted for medical, consumer, and industrial applications. like, you can build a hospital and stick all the bandages together with this new adhesive, or, like, create a super cool roller coaster for all the players to ride on. it’s, like, the ultimate crafting experience, dude. join our server now and experience the stickiest fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!