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LostCoin Minecraft Server

coping strategies, coping with loss, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency investment, dealing with loss, digital assets, emotional distress, Emotional support, ethereum, Financial Advice, financial loss, financial recovery, financial setback, financial stress, Investment, long-term investment., Lost Money, LostCoin, Minecraft, personal finance, portfolio management, risk management, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4900	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

So you just lost 20 eth and you’re feeling down? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll forget all about your crypto woes as you embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and make friends with virtual llamas who give out financial advice (trust us, they know their stuff). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the eth losses be a thing of the past!

NoSeatForKidsCraft

balance, blisters, child, child-free, disabled, Elderly, EMBARRASSMENT, ENTITLEMENT, giving up seat, long journey, NoSeatForKidsCraft, parents, pet peeve, Pregnant, priority, public transport, public transportation, refusal, social etiquette, standing, Subway

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and stand your ground? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to never give up their seat, even in virtual worlds!

Join our server and show everyone that you won’t be pushed around by entitled parents and their demanding children. Stand firm, even if you have virtual blisters on your feet (ouch!).

Don’t let anyone make you feel like the bad guy for prioritizing your own comfort and journey. Join us and be the hero who doesn’t give in to societal pressure. Are you the Asshole? Not on our server!

HateCraft Minecraft Server

HateCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Animals Bred:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	8998

Do you hate when people build ugly dirt houses in Minecraft? Do you cringe at the sight of someone using cobblestone for everything? Well, then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants to look at that eyesore while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will haunt your dreams if you dare to build something hideous on our server. So come join us and show off your building skills, or risk facing the wrath of the legendary Herobrine!

BlockyBetrayal

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, broken trust, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating spouse, cheating wife, Deception, discovering infidelity, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Love Lost, painful discovery, relationship problems, relationships, Trust, unfaithful partner

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	761
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Animals Bred:	119	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting cheated on again! Why? Because our server is filled with loyal and trustworthy players who would never betray you like that. In fact, we have a special plugin that alerts you if anyone on the server is even thinking about cheating on you in real life. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of protection on any other server.

Plus, we have a secret underground society of chickens who are experts at catching cheaters. They will peck anyone who tries to cheat on you, ensuring that your love life remains drama-free in the Minecraft world.

So come join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a community that has your back, no matter what. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NATOWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Medvedev, Military, Minecraft, nato, NATOWarzone, opposition, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1875
Rainbows Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

so, liek, u no how russia’s medvedev is all liek “if ukraine join nato, we go to war”? well, dis server is liek dat, but with less war and more blocky fun! join dis server and u can build ur own nato alliance or start a war with ur frenemies! we got crazy mods dat let u do all sorts of wacky stuff, like ride pigs into battle or turn ur enemies into chickens! plus, our community is so lit, u’ll never wanna leave! come join da madness and see for urself! who needs nato when u got dis epic minecraft server?!

CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1945	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Potions Brewed:	111	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	677494	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Animals Bred:	58	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
New Chunks Explored:	146501	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?