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KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	299
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	199	Invisible Walls Found:	4

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Towns Built:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8988
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!