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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7504 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!
But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.
And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft
