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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anger, ass, BlockyBanter, botch, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, empowerment, equality, feminism, fuck you, gender, insult, Italian fighter, Language, Minecraft, Misogyny, offensive, Rude, Server, sexism, Whinny, WOMAN

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	133
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by a sassy Italian fighter who will put any whinny ass botch in their place! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our server is so lit that even SHE, the woman herself, is a regular player. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

DeathDefeated Minecraft SMP

Conquering, death, DeathDefeated, eternal life, Minecraft, Overcoming, Redemption, resurrection, smp, triumph, Triumph over mortality, Victory, Victory in Christ, Victory in the afterlife, Victory over sin, Victory over the grave, Victory through faith, Victory through grace, Victory through love, Victory through perseverance, Victory through resurrection, Victory through sacrifice, Victory through salvation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Ores Mined:	6152	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Love Letters Sent:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9920	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we laugh in the face of death and build epic structures to show it who’s boss! Join us if you’re tired of boring old survival servers and want to experience the thrill of battling zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges like trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. We even have a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen diamonds… I mean, legally acquired treasures.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. It’s a fight to the death with enchanted weapons and armor, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So if you’re ready to conquer death and have a hilarious time doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

DreamHouseVetoedLOL

bidding wars, Budget, compromise, deal breaker, disagreement, Dream House, DreamHouseVetoedLOL, first house, Frustration, Hoa, Homeowner, INCONVENIENCE, judgement, Needs, offer, realtor, stress, Tour, veto, vetoed, Wants

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Animals Bred:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!

But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!

ExBlockerCraft

Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, ex, ex-partner, ExBlockerCraft, Exes, getting back together, healthy relationships, letting go, moving on, personal growth, polite rejection, relationship advice, saying no, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Votes:	9830	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling zombies! Who needs an ex when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us now and say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to endless fun and adventure!

HamasCraft: AlJazeeraSlayer

Al Jazeera, AlJazeeraSlayer, Conflict, gaza, Hamas commando, HamasCraft, idf, IDF says, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7 massacre, Propaganda, reporter, Slain, Terrorism, Truth, violence, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	New Chunks Explored:	722648
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

OMG u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got al Jazeera reporter turned Hamas commando playin in our world! he be slayin mobs left n right like a boss. he even took part in da epic October 7 massacre event where he single-handedly defeated a hoard of creepers with just a wooden sword. join now to witness the epicness unfold in our crazy server! #minecraftmadness #aljazeeraadventures

CakeCraftGalore

bathroom, bathroom culture, bathroom humor, CakeCraftGalore, cleaning supplies, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hygiene, odor control, public facilities, public health, public restrooms, restroom fixtures, restroom maintenance, sanitation, sanitation products, taboo, unusual sights, urinal cakes, Women, women’s experiences

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6522	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can explore a world filled with urinal cakes! yes, u heard that right. urinal cakes everywhere. u can build ur own urinal cake kingdom and rule over all the other players. but beware, the urinal cakes have a mind of their own and will attack u if u get too close. it’s a urinal cake apocalypse out there, and only the bravest players will survive. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the urinal cake world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

CheatersCraft: No Conscience Mode

BETRAYAL, CheatersCraft, Cheating, conscience, dishonesty, emotional affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internalized standards, justification, Mode, moral compass, moral disengagement, moral justification., moral reasoning, psychological defense mechanism, rationalization, relationships, right and wrong, self-justification, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimension Hops:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cheat all u want in romantic relationships cuz moral disengagement is totally cool here!! u can decouple ur actions from internalized standards of right and wrong and act against ur moral compass without a bad conscience!! come join us for some scandalous love triangles and drama-filled relationships in the virtual world of minecraft!! who needs morals when u can have fun cheating and causing chaos?! sign up now and let the drama begin!!

Avocado Server – where you can fight pixelated dragons and craft questionable items for fun! Join now for a trip of a lifetime!

Avocado, cleric, Craft, Crates, destiny, Diablo, dragons, Fight, final bosses, Fun, Items, Join, Lifetime, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, mmo, Npcs, paladin, pixelated, Plugins, Questionable, Quests, Rogue, Server, Silk Touch Spawners, Skyrim, smp, Storyline, Summoner, trip, Voting, warrior, World of Warcraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and invite others. Will you conquer the Great Evil?

About Avalon:

mmoRPG in its purest form
Combines elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft
Features over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops
Classes: Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, Marksman
NPC-based Questing, Dungeons, Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Keep Inventory enabled, Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners
Custom Armor & Weapons, Crafting, Pets system, Global Market

Server Features	Description
Warrior	Master the art of combat and become a fierce warrior.
Mage	Harness the power of magic and unleash devastating spells.
Rogue	Strike from the shadows and outmaneuver your enemies.

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, zurvan

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride with our latest patch notes (7.05) that will blow your mind! We’ve added new mobs, crazy weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though).

But wait, there’s more! Join one of our Free Companies and Linkshells for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans. You’ll never be bored with our in-game events like the Moonfire Faire, where you can dance with Moogles and ride chocobos all day long!

And if you’re feeling social, come to our meetups where you can challenge Zurvan to a dance-off, play Mahjong in the Gold Saucer, and maybe even win a prize in our Mahjong Open Tournament. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom… or do, it’s all part of the fun!

HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

518162131, Chill, Community, desuarchive, drink, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, ihatemyself, lastthread, longtailtags, meganz, posscraft, posshouse, selfhate.., smp, Steam, tagmap, Thread, Thrill, Trash

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2496	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!