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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Emeralds Found:	841
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Emeralds Found:	2486	Alien Abductions:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Items Found:	7067
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

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Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4735	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5873	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.

Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!