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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1676 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!
We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!
So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!
