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OdysseyCraft Minecraft Server

blocks, bowser, Bowser’s game, breaking blocks, first, Fun, Game, koopa cock, Mario, mindbroken, Minecraft, NTR, odyssey, OdysseyCraft, peach, SAVING, Server, shot down, Struggling, Wedding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate NTR (Nintendo-themed revolution) gameplay! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Bowser finally gets the spotlight he deserves.

Picture this: Bowser, tired of always being the bad guy, decides to take matters into his own hands and start his own adventure. With Peach mindbroken from all the koopa cock, it’s up to Bowser to save the day and show Mario who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling giant turtles to creating your own castle fit for a king (or Koopa), the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us today and experience the NTR revolution like never before!

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7499	Emeralds Found:	2519
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dimension Hops:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Votes:	6496	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

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Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magic Items Found:	3669
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Towns Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mines Excavated:	4059	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!