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Corpo Craft – Small SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have a whole community dedicated to discussing the talents and mascots of corpo™s!

Join us if you want to shill your small corpo oshi who needs some love and attention. We welcome former corpo talents too, just make sure to respect their other identities – we’re all about spreading positivity here!

Our server is filled with ex-vtubers, retired talents, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From idol groups to kawaii mascots, we’ve got it all. And if you’re looking for small JP vtubers or indie talents, look no further – we’ve got a whole section dedicated to them!

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual madness and let’s create some epic memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite vtuber in the process!

FamCraft: Mandatory Attendance!

anxiety, attendance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, coping mechanisms, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, Expectations, FamCraft, family gatherings, family size, Frustration, holiday traditions, language barrier, Mandatory, Obligations, partner, relationship dynamics, small talk, social interactions, stress

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for an escape from your overwhelming family gatherings this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build, explore, and relax without the stress of real-life drama.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after spending hours with your partner’s massive family or dealing with language barriers and small talk. Escape to a world where you can be yourself without judgment or pressure.

And don’t worry about leaving early or skipping out on family events – on our server, you make the rules! Build your own virtual hotel, explore new worlds, and take a break from the chaos of the holidays.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life stress behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7599	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Potions Brewed:	141	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	95	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ores Mined:	954
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	8070	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	1313
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3704
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!