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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Accomplishments.., achievement, child-free, empowerment, freedom, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, personal growth, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Server, success

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

CraftyFeministRevolt

activism, civil rights, concern, CraftyFeministRevolt, Democracy, election, equality, feminism, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, judicial system, justice reform, Justices, policy, Political, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you worried about Trump taking away women’s rights? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where women rule supreme! No need to worry about Trump appointing more justices when you can join us and build a utopia where women are the ultimate bosses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a powerful enchantment that repels any misogynistic trolls trying to invade. So come join us and fight for gender equality, one block at a time!

PalestineCraft Minecraft Server

Gaza Strip, human rights violation, illegal annexation, illegal occupation, international condemnation, international law, international relations, Israel, Israeli settlements, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, PalestineCraft, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian territories, peace process, Server, territorial dispute, UN court, united nations, United Nations General Assembly, United Nations Security Council, War Crimes, West Bank

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	5240
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

so, like, u know how there’s this big debate about israel and palestine and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the UN of minecraft servers, and we say israel’s presence in palestinian territories is ILLEGAL! like, totally not cool, man. so if u wanna be on the right side of history, join our server and help us fight the good fight against illegal land occupation in minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of the UN building you’ve ever seen. come join us and be a part of something EPIC! #justiceforpalestine #minecraftUNcourt

ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

Announces, biodegradable, Breakthrough, Development, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, flushable, hygiene, innovation, invention, research, rollin, Rolls, russia, sanitation, Scientific, sustainable, Technology, toilet paper, ToiletCraft, Vital, Waste Disposal

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	155
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	231
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Emeralds Found:	2381
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	530531	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

American, American folk hero, american history, American legends, Annie Oakley, blurring fiction and reality, Buffalo Bill Cody, cultural icon, Daniel Boone, Davey Crockett, folk, Hero, hulk hogan, HulkCraft, iconic figure, larger than fiction, larger than life, legendary deeds, Legit, Minecraft, paul bunyan, pop culture icon, Server, the lone ranger, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wrestling superstar

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	16998
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!