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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4051 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.