🔥Komiyama Ambros Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MemeCraft – LOLZ Only

Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, Butterfly Dance, Crystalis Abi Kadabura, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Hu and Reina’s covers, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, lolz, Lunalia Alias Anono, maid themed streams, Memecraft, MIEL, Moe Moe Mirai, Mono Monet, Obari Luca, Petalight Kou Mariya, Petalight’s 6 month anniversary art, Pippa Pebblesworth, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, US branch, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Votes:	9058	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
New Chunks Explored:	366005	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Bill, Sir? Look no further than this server where the talents of V4Mirai will blow your mind! Gen 1 Crystalis Abi Kadabura will rock your world with her streams, while Serina Maiko will have you laughing so hard your creeper explodes! And don’t even get me started on Gen 2 – Petalight Kou Mariya’s streams are so lit, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the Nether! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where maid-themed streams are a regular occurrence? It’s like playing Minecraft in a virtual cafe – so fancy! And if that’s not enough, the Brave EN groups will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their crazy antics. So join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other – trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPals – Where Creepers are Your BFFs

Alicja Da Lontano, BFF’s, Birthday, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN Groups, Brave Group, CREEPERS, debut, gen 1, gen 2, Gen 3, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, merch, Obari Luca, Pippa Pebblesworth, PixelPals, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, Sarugaku Leon Jr., STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, US branch, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

🌟 Welcome to the Every Dog Has Her Day Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of dogs on a mission? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures with our talented players from V4Mirai!

🔥 Gen 1: Crystallis 🔥 – Abi Kadabura: The queen of chaos! Follow her on YouTube and Twitter for epic content! – Serina Maiko: She’s got moves that will make your jaw drop!

🌸 Gen 2: Petalight 🌸 – Kou Mariya: Watch her on YouTube and Twitch for some insane gameplay! – Mono Monet: She’s a force to be reckoned with! – Yae Yugiri: She’s a legend in the making! (But she’s graduated, so catch her while you can!)

🌙 Gen 3: Lunalia 🌙 – Alias Anono: The mysterious player you need on your team! – Dr. NOVA(e): He’s a mad scientist in the world of Minecraft! – REM Kanashibari: She’ll cast a spell on you with her skills! – Yumi the Witch: She’s brewing up some magic on YouTube and Twitch!

🎉 Current Happenings 🎉 – Mono just celebrated her birthday! Get some birthday merch to join the party! – The globie gen 2 girls are making their debut today and tomorrow. Don’t miss out on the action! – Rhubarb N. Kustard is coming next Friday, and she’s ready to shake things up!

Join our server and meet the other Brave EN groups, like Globie! They’ve got some fierce players ready to take on any challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let the madness begin! 🐶💥

(Note: This server is so lit, even Rhubarb N. Kustard can’t wait to join!)

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, collide, CraftyV4M, crystallis, Debut Merch, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Globie gen 2, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, memes, Mono Monet, Mono’s birthday, Obari Luca, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, pixels, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Emeralds Found:	1652	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness

Alicja Da Lontano, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN Groups, Brave Group, Collab Partner, Debut Merch, gen 1, gen 2, Gen 3, globie, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, madness, Menhera, Menhera Witch Edition, Obari Luca, Pippa Pebblesworth, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Taring Hu, teamup, useful links, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, WitchyCraft, Yae’s Birthday Merch

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the Menhera Witch Edition Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a server where witches and magic rule the land? Our server is filled with talented witches and wizards who will cast spells and brew potions to protect their territory.

Join now to meet Gen 1 witches like Crystallis Abi Kadabura, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of her wand. Or hang out with Serina Maiko, who can summon a rain of cupcakes to satisfy your sweet tooth.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 witches like Petalight Kou Mariya can grow flowers out of thin air, while Mono Monet can turn your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t forget about Yae Yugiri, who can make your wildest dreams come true (literally).

We even have a Gen 3 witch named Yumi the Witch, who can fly on her broomstick and turn your enemies into toads. Plus, our server is currently hosting a poll to choose the first collab partner for Gen 3 – will it be a dragon, a unicorn, or a talking mushroom? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the magical world of Menhera Witch Edition. Just be careful not to anger the witches, or you might find yourself turned into a frog! See you there, brave adventurer!

This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, nuts, smp, this is nuts

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	160
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

/pol/ tard, buzz words, Chud, city, election tourist, go back, incel, irony, Minecraft, nazi, newfag, normal, nu/a/, reddit, Server, tiktok, Tourist, twitter, underage, Zoomer

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8147	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	163	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

No Racism Minecraft Server

activism, anti-racism, Black Lives Matter, black people, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, minority rights, prejudice, racial bias, racial discrimination, Racial equality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of all the discrimination against black sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace diversity and celebrate all colors of wool! Join us and help us put an end to the woolly racism that has plagued the Minecraft community for far too long. Plus, rumor has it that our black sheep drop extra rare loot when sheared – so come on over and start shearing for some epic rewards! Let’s make Minecraft a more inclusive and colorful place for all players, one sheep at a time.

Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

atmosphere, Character development, cinematic universe, creative vision, Dark, dark intellectual, Darth Maul, death, Director, filmmaking, films, iconic, intellectual, Legacy, lightsaber, lucas, Minecraft, ridley scott, Sith, smp, Star Wars, storytelling, The Phantom Menace, Villain

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Farms Harvested:	528
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!

Med or Arab Minecraft Server

Appearance, arab, Arab descent, Brazilian, Diversity, ethnic features, ethnicity, Ghoul, Ginger, Identity, Israeli culture, Israelis, Italian, Med, Mediterranean, Mediterranean descent, middle eastern, Minecraft, mixed heritage, multicultural, racial ambiguity, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of trying to figure out if someone is Israeli, Arab, Italian, or a Brazi übermutt? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where players morph into different nationalities every time they respawn. One minute you could be a pale ginger ghoul, the next you could be mistaken for a Brazilian beach bum. Who knows what crazy adventure awaits you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience.

Minecraft SMP: Romcom Mystery Thriller Koibami

ability to love, confession, Cute girls, detective conan, determined, DEVOUR, Girls, Gosho Aoyama, high school, human girl, Koibami, Koibami Shoujo, love, love-eating monsters, Minecraft, Monsters, Mystery, Real Love, romcom, smp, strange, Thriller

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are never what they seem! Join us for a romcom mystery thriller experience like no other, inspired by the epic saga “Koibami Shoujo” vol 2 by the legendary Kawabatao.

Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy trying to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage romance, when suddenly, five cute girls all confess their undying love for you on the same day! But wait, there’s a twist – four of these girls are actually love-eating monsters in disguise, hell-bent on devouring your ability to love forever. Can you spot the one human girl who truly loves you amidst the chaos?

With recommendations from none other than “Detective Conan” creator Gosho Aoyama, this SMP promises a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and heart-pounding thrills. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a quest to find true love in the most absurd and entertaining way possible!

Gemstone City – Minecraft Server

#youtube, 3D Debut stream, 91010460., city, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, gemstone, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, koseki bijou, merch, Minecraft, Music, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, Server, shorts, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	263
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rain showers, and chicken jousting tournaments!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Prism no Mahou, a mystical power that can turn your pickaxe into a disco ball of destruction! And don’t even get us started on our resident streamer, KosekiBijou, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Just remember, don’t engage with diggers or you might end up in a battle of wits with a troll riding a llama. Rock on, my fellow blockheads!

Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!