Komeiji Satori Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrokeBroRentHike

Accountability, aita, BrokeBroRentHike, brother, Contribution, family, financial support, freeloading, guest room, hanging out, Heartless, job loss, profit, Rent, stable job, struggling financially, taking advantage, tough time, Upset, video games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mines Excavated:	1251

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where freeloading younger brothers are not allowed! Join us for a fun and exciting gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).

So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Void Armor Forged:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	9

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

Ice Age Dirt-Free Server

age, antarctica, barren landscape, climate change effects, desolate landscape, Dirt, DirtFree, extreme environment, frozen continent, frozen tundra, harsh climate, Ice, icy terrain, isolated continent, no soil, no vegetation, polar region, pristine wilderness, remote location, scientific research, Server, southern hemisphere, unique ecosystem, untouched wilderness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so come join our epic minecraft server where we have ALL the dirt you could ever want! we have dirt for days, dirt for weeks, dirt for years! build your dirt castles, dirt mansions, and dirt skyscrapers!

we even have a secret underground dirt society where only the dirtiest players can join. become the dirt king or queen and rule over all the dirt in the land!

don’t be left out in the cold like antarctica, come join us and get your hands dirty in the best minecraft server around!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr25.TexRich.ru

The Toebob SMP

active player base., building maestro, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, smp, Toebob

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Toebob SMP Overview

Features
✨ Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins. (Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
🛒 An (in-the-works) shopping district.
👪 An active player base.

Are you looking for a nice, awesome Minecraft SMP for you to play on? Look no further, the Toebob SMP is here to save you!

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb RAM.
A lit Discord server and community.
A dash of chaos—because what’s life without a little madness?

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join? Here’s the invite to the Discord server:

Join Toebob SMP Discord

Toebob SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the Toebob SMP server?

A: To join the server, first join the Discord server and request to be whitelisted. You will receive further instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Toebob SMP?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join Toebob SMP?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected from all players to maintain a friendly and respectful community.

The Void’s Edge 1.20

action, Adrenaline, Anime, Battles, Combat, Competition, Defeat, Drama, edge, Entertainment, fighters, INTENSE, Kengan, Manga, Martial Arts, never gets another on-screen fight, showdown, strength, Suspense, Tournament, underground fighting, Victory, VOIDS

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz! It’s like the ultimate place to be if you never wanna see another fight on your screen ever again!

Imagine a world where creepers and zombies are just chillin’ and vibin’, no need for drama or violence, just pure peaceful coexistence.

Join us and experience the tranquility of a Minecraft server where conflict is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest treehouse or finding the rarest diamond.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a community that values peace and harmony above all else. Join now and say goodbye to on-screen fights forever!

LineCraft Minecraft Server

line etiquette, LineCraft, Minecraft, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet checkup, pet clinic, pet emergency, pet health, pet medication, pet owner, pet services, pet stress, pet surgery, pet treatment, pet vet, pet wellness, Server, vet appointment, vet visit, waiting in line

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	3394	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value proper line etiquette just like at the vet’s office! Join us for a chance to showcase your impeccable waiting skills and strategic lineup maneuvers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive in chaotic situations and enjoy standing their ground against entitled groups. Show off your assertiveness and quick thinking as you navigate through unexpected challenges and confrontations.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about fairness, justice, and the importance of being first in line (both in-game and in real life). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your worth and assert your dominance in the virtual world!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and show everyone that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s rightfully yours, even if it means facing off against a group of disgruntled players who can’t handle being outsmarted. See you in the game, where the line starts here!

NoCopZoneCraft

6th floor, aita, apartment building, building maintenance, buzzed in, delivery worker, doorbell system, entrance door, entrance doors, inner door, Lobby, NoCopZoneCraft, Note, Packages, packages returned, police officer, police officers, police station, Preoccupied, unsaved call

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even police officers are trying to get in! Join now for the chance to interact with law enforcement in a whole new way – just make sure to have your doorbell system working, unlike some of our players! Who knows what kind of adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even have to make a tough decision like our OP did. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what surprises await you!

RedditGoogleSMP

digital platform, GOOGLE, Google users, information exchange, information seekers, information sharing, internet forum, internet search, knowledge sharing, Online Community, online community forum, online discussion, online help, online queries, online research, question and answer, reddit, reddit users, RedditGoogleSMP, search engine, User-generated content

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchantments Applied:	160
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have like a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night, and the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing llamas, it’s wild!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s TPS, but who cares about that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in game, my fellow blockheads! #minecraft4lyfe #lolz #crazysmpfun 🤪🎮🔥