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AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

abortion ban, AbortionCraft, democratic party, election, Government, Healthcare, kamala harris, Minecraft, Misinformation, policy, Politics, presidential race, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republican party, Rumors, Server, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	133	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3180	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Potions Brewed:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	279	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7632
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

68579946, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, fix her, ftt, lewds, Minecraft, Realm, schlickin, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	501
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Potions Brewed:	98

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	124	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Buildings Constructed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.