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PhoneDownCraft – Drive Safe, Game On!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Towns Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Emeralds Found:	7817	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so like, u know how u always on ur phone while driving and ur mom is like “put that down, u gonna crash”? well, dis server is like ur mom but cooler. we got all these fun games and stuff to keep u entertained so u don’t even wanna look at ur phone. plus, we did a study and found out dat joining dis server actually reduces distracted driving. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and save lives while having a blast!

Nation-States: Where You Can Be King, Fight Like a Viking, Build Like an Architect, All on 1.20+ with Discord!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3447
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Nation-States Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Come join us in Nation-States: https://discord.gg/5ayUJkv8tS

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is Nation-States?	Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction on a limited map.
What claiming system does Nation-States use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is Nation-States suitable for casual players?	Yes, Nation-States is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but there are systems in place for players who prefer PvP.

GodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Votes:	4505
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

🤣 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling abandoned and alone? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, God himself will never leave you nor forsake you! That’s right, you’ll have the Almighty watching over you as you build, mine, and survive in this crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have divine protection, but you’ll also have the chance to reap some epic rewards if you don’t faint from all the excitement. Just imagine the treasures waiting for you in due season!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where miracles happen and the only limit is your imagination. And remember, on this server, even the creepers are afraid of God’s wrath! 😂🙏🏼🔥

StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Items Found:	5370	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

DeafCrafters Unite!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	57
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1526	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.