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HezbollahCraft: ZainabGoneBoom

Assassination, Beirut strike, Conflict, DAUGHTER, family, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, Killed, lebanon, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Political, Terrorism, Tragedy, Unrest, violence, War, Zainab Nasrallah, ZainabGoneBoom

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

lol this server is so lit, even Zainab Nasrallah’s daughter plays on it, until she got rekt in a crazy Beirut strike. come join us and see if you can survive longer than her! we got epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from airstrikes. plus, our admins are like ninjas, always ready to swoop in and save the day. join now and be part of the madness!

Blocky Ghetto Shootout

black communities, blocky, community empowerment, Community safety, Crime Prevention, criminal justice reform, ghetto, gun control, Gun Violence, homicide rates, minority communities, Public Safety, racial disparities, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, shootout, social inequality, socioeconomic status, systemic racism, Urban violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.

we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.

plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!

Minecraft Server: /lolg/ – Laugh Out Loud Gaming

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, anniversary, Builds, COSPLAY, Cosplayer Neeko, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, Gaming, gragas, LAUGH, league of legends, lolg, loud, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music, Music Fan Gragas, neeko, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Server, Sivir, trundle

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Votes:	5184	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for our 15 Year Anniversary celebration where we have Music Fan Gragas throwing epic parties, Cosplayer Neeko showing off her amazing costumes, Esports Fan Trundle cheering on every player, and Ann-Sivir-sary giving out free skins like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs and rainbow unicorns to the game. And don’t even get me started on the PBE Patch Notes – we’re introducing a new dimension where you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas!

Need some inspiration for your builds? Check out our account stats and model viewer to see the most epic creations on our server. And if you need some guidance, our OP pastebin has all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, aggravated, ANNOYED, Disgruntled, done, exasperated, exhausted, fed up, finished, Frustrated, I’M, irritated, Minecraft, over it, perturbed, sick, sick of, smp, tired, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	256
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Animals Bred:	146

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

AuntieSlayin’Craft

aunt-niece relationship, AuntieSlayinCraft, childhood development, children’s behavior, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, Moral values, parenting, parenting challenges, school friendships, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, social etiquette, Social Skills, standing up for friends, teaching empathy, teaching respect

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of judgmental adults who can’t handle being called out by a 5-year-old? Then join our Minecraft server, where kids rule and adults drool! Our server is a safe space for all, where even the youngest players can stand up to the haters.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that stands up for what’s right. Who needs adults when you have a squad of fearless 5-year-olds ready to take on the world? So come on, join us and show those judgy adults who’s boss!

FearlessCraft SMP

conquering fear, courage, facing fears, fear, fear management, fear of change, fear of death, fear of failure, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the unknown, FearlessCraft, fearlessness, inner strength, mental strength, overcoming fear, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because on our server, you’ll have to overcome the fear of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers! Yes, you heard that right. These fearless fowl will stop at nothing to take you down and steal all your loot. But don’t worry, once you conquer this fear, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days. So come join us and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

CraftyMorningFun

Breakfast, coffee, CraftyMorningFun, early riser, energized, Exercise, favorite morning activities, fresh start, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, morning rituals, morning routine, Peaceful, positive start, productive day, self-care, start the day right, sunrise

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8128	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crops Grown:	3654
Dimension Hops:	10	Animals Bred:	99
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse, Crisis, emergency, evacuation, Government, iran, Iran news, leader, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Precaution, precautionary measures, Protection, Relocation, Report, Safety, safety protocol, SECURITY, security measures, supreme leader

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	245	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

Adventure, Atoqs, CREEPERS, events polls application community staff voice chat art music maker lore custom origins beliefs private server modded content creator Java Discord SMP 1.5+ years old active whitelist, flavor, prefer, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

Bigotry, consequences, cyber attack, Destroyed, destroyer, discrimination, gook, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, Hiro, Hiros, intolerance, Minecraft, miserable death, negative impact, offensive language, online vandalism, racism, Server, Site, slant eyed, unethical actions, violence, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!