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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9552 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 78 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
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