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GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	254
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	88040	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	99
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	301
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Emeralds Found:	8310
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

BlockPartySingle

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	88	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.