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WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6885
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3060	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

active community, Bosses, Bosses Update, Chaos, Discord, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, friendlier, Good, Harmony, java, mobs, No Resets, Pets, Players, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, Server, smp, Towny, voice chat, Website

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4876	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

CraftyPoora, long tail tags, Minecraft, poorara, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

career ambitions, career goals, certifications, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, family importance, Family Support, Financial Stability, future planning, INTERNSHIP, leave request, military regulations, military transition, nursing school, personal fulfillment, salary negotiation, sole provider, stable job, structured program, throwaway, wedding conflict

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

20s, 30s, Adulthood, advice, career, CraftyBoomers, Experience, Expert, goals, growth, guidance, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, mindset, personal development, perspective, Reflection, relationships, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crops Grown:	2470	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of being surrounded by young whippersnappers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players aged 30 and above! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.

So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!