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UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8769	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

aotearoa, ceremony, Cultural, family, Farewell, final resting place, generations, heritage, Honor, indigenous, Kiingi Tuheitia, Kiingis, leadership, Legacy, Maori, Māori monarch, Minecraft, MONARCH, mourning, new zealand, Royalty, Server, Succession, tradition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	109
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Potions Brewed:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

aggression, Boundaries, Caution, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, political tension, provocation, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, russia, seriousness, SOVEREIGNTY, US, Warning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2524	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

blocky, Brain, brain activity, brain health, brain imaging, brain scans, depression, long-term treatment outcomes, medication, mental health, mental health advancements, mental health diagnosis, mental health outcomes, mental health research., Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, neuroscience, personalized treatment, Predicting, predictive technology, Psychiatry, scans, Therapy, Treatment, treatment effectiveness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	307	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

Builder, enthusiasts, Explorer, Fun, Lovely, Minecraft, PvP, Redstone, REVERE, smp server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Votes:	4439
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Farms Harvested:	789
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

play.revere.dev

Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

9/11, al-qaeda, antifa, BLOCK, build narratives, change policy, CIA project, Columbine shooting, contract killer, control the country, Controlled, enemy countries, false flag operations, Gladios, glowie front, Isis, Minecraft, MK Ultra, occupied territories, operation gladio, orchestrated, Order of Nine Angels, Party, proud boys, radical far right, serial killers, Server, stay behind armies, terrorist groups, Trench Coat Mafia, united states

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	108	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

#marketwatch, Analysis, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, Financial Planning, Future, Gains, Investment, jobs report, long term, Longterm, Minecraft, Moves, Potential, potential gains, scarcity, smp, speculation, Thoughts, Trading, trends, volatility

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!

KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, AMERICANS, culture, foreign country, friendly people, international relations, KiwiKraze, KIWIS, landscapes, lord of the rings, Maori, middle earth, Minecraft, new zealand, Opinions, pacific ocean, perceptions, smp, southern hemisphere, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, vacation destination

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more sheep than New Zealand! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own hobbit hole and battling creepers with nothing but a kiwi fruit! Our server is so epic, even the Americans think New Zealand is just a knock-off version of us. So come on, join the fun and show everyone that our SMP is the true land of adventure and sheep herding!