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CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2195	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3159	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Votes:	6008
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9508	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5720
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!