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BroCraftBroblems

Appearance, AQUARIUM, bathroom etiquette, beach day, BroCraftBroblems, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Fishing, Friends, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, peer pressure, personal boundaries, public restrooms, ride home, shopping center, sibling relationships, social dynamics, Transportation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7103
New Chunks Explored:	926267	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

30 Years, court case, CraftyPride, criminal justice, discrimination, hate crime, Homophobia, international news, Iran2Norway, Iranian-born, Justice, Legal System, LGBTQ, man, Minecraft, minority rights, norway, Pride Attack, Prison, sentenced, Server, Social Issues, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4014	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Votes:	9078	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	363439

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

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BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!

LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Towns Built:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Animals Bred:	123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Emeralds Found:	3331	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SecretSauce, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Farms Harvested:	518	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Farms Harvested:	503	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Votes:	7331
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	588

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!