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DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	178001	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	558
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	135
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Ores Mined:	4907	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	238694	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?