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BlockyLoveQuest

5K loan, AITAH, apartment, Asshole, Bank, BlockyLoveQuest, comfortable, contract, four months ago, Get Married, guy, House, loan, MET, Muslim, Religious, Renewed, saying no, Telling, Traditional, Wanting

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking out loans for virtual houses is not a thing! 🏠💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy stories like this one:

🤯 Imagine meeting someone in-game who promises to build you the biggest castle in all of Minecraft, only to ask you to take out a loan for the materials! 😂 Don’t worry, our virtual bank doesn’t give out loans for blocky mansions.

🤣 And if someone asks you to mine diamonds for them in exchange for a promise to pay you back later, just remember: in our server, we believe in fair trades and no shady deals! 💎💰

So come on over and join the fun – no loans required, just good times and epic builds! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

RegrettableMC SMP

Closure, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, letting go, life choices, life experience, life lessons, mistake, moving on, never again, never repeat, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableMC, second chances, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crops Grown:	7458	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Void Gems Collected:	21
Votes:	7023	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many you won’t even believe it. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and claim the title of ultimate champion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon and ride it around like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server and gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. So come on, let’s get weird together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

PixelPulseCraft

#sustainability, accessibility, Advancements, Automation, Communication, connectivity, convenience, creativity, digitalization, Diversity, education, efficiency, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, modern technology, opportunities, PixelPulseCraft, progress, social media

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3404
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie unicorns with diamond swords! Our server is home to the most epic virtual adventures you’ll ever experience, from building giant castles made entirely of cake to diving into a lava pit filled with marshmallows. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity!

GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5711	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	9

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Potions Brewed:	189
Crops Grown:	7617	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9615
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Emeralds Found:	366
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	251050
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Ethereal Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4chan, anonymous encounters, cis girl, digital interactions, Dominant, Ethereal, fetish, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, findom, internet culture, kink, online communities, online dating, online relationships, Personal experiences, power dynamics, Realm, social media, submissive

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
New Chunks Explored:	36712	Crops Grown:	5872
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, bros, forget about that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances with that 4chan findom girl!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos. Who needs a cis girl when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a pickaxe in the other?

Trust me, you’ll be so addicted to our server that you’ll forget all about those crazy online encounters. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs 4chan drama when you have a whole new world to explore?

BabySnapz Minecraft Server

baby pictures, BabySnapz, Boundaries, boundaries issue, Communication, Cultural differences, culture, defending behavior, family, family dynamics, first time mum, Grandparents, in-laws, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, privacy, relationships, Religion, Respect, screen time, Server, Trust

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we respect boundaries like they’re made of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy family photo situation.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about pesky in-laws snapping pics of your pixelated baby without your permission. We take privacy seriously, even in the virtual world. Plus, who needs a camera when you can just build a monument to your baby in the game instead?

But beware, just like in this family feud, things can get heated on our server too. Will you stand up for your boundaries like a boss, or will you let the drama unfold like a Minecraft soap opera? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more epic than the builds are the outrageous stories that come with them. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos instead? Let’s craft some memories together!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, compensation, emotional labor, family, family dynamics, Guilt, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, parenting, personal time, relationships, Resentment, self-care, Siblings, single mom, Sisterhood, Support, taking advantage, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being with needs and desires? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your real-life responsibilities!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you into watching their kids for free!

On our server, family drama is a thing of the past. No more last-minute babysitting requests or accusations of selfishness. Here, you’re free to be yourself and enjoy some well-deserved me-time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the babysitting blues. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

CraftAddictMC SMP

addiction, Automatic, Behavior, compulsion, Consistent, CraftAddictMC, customary, Daily, Habit, Ingrained, Obsession, pattern, PERSISTENT, Repetition, ritual, Routine, smp, tradition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Void Gems Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Bro, lemme tell you about this wild Minecraft server I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. Like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down on there.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. And if you try to punch one of those pigs, they shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn you into a block of cheese. It’s insane, bro.

And the mods on this server? They’re like a group of ninja unicorns who ride around on rainbow dolphins, banning griefers left and right. It’s like they have superpowers or something.

But the best part is the community. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a sombrero, and another guy who only speaks in pig Latin. It’s like a circus meets a zoo meets a mental institution, and I love it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, come join us. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned. It’s a wild ride, bro.